We've all been there.
It's 11pm and you have to set up your Elf for the next day. And you have absolutely no ideas on deck.
Don't worry, we got you. Here's a list of emergency elf jokes to use!
What kind of music do elves like best?
“Wrap” music.
What kind of photographs do elves like taking?
Elfies.
What was the elf on the shelf’s favorite Olympic event?
North Pole-vault
What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
The “elf“-abet!
How did the elf get to the top floor of Santa’s workshop?
He used the elfavator.
What did the doctor give the elf after he hurt his leg?
A Candy Cane.
What kind of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas.
Who is the elves' favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
Shortbread.
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!
What do you call an elf who won't share?
Elfish.
What goes inside elves' pointy shoes?
Their mistletoes.
What is Santa's elves' favorite song?
Have Your Elf a Merry Little Christmas.
Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
What did Santa say to the scared elf to give her confidence?
Believe in your elf!
What is the elves' favorite fairy tale?
Cinderelfa.
How do the elves make so many toys each year?
With a lot of elffort.
Most problems can be solved with a joke... we hope that we helped solve yours!
